| Day and date | Destination | Distance (km) | Elevation (m) | Five words |
| Day 1 26.03.2026 | Premier Inn, Newbury, UK | 117.45 | 1138 | Laden down, not cycling fit |
| Day 2 27.03.2026 | Premier Inn, Newbury, UK | 101.61 | 409 | Chain fixed, duck dodged; aching |
| Day 3 28.04.2026 | Rest day, London, UK | 0 | 0 | Friends and family unusually intertwining |
| Day 4 29.03.2026 | Premier Inn, Gillingham/Chatham, UK | 62.30 | 555 | Aussie breakfast goodbyes, sore knees |
| Day 5 30.03.2026 | Premier Inn, Dover, UK | 86.09 | 1017 | Struggling with endless narrow gates |
| Day 6 31.03.2026 | Camping Memling, Belgium | 93.44 | 53 | Coffee eclairs and sore bums |
| Day 7 01.04.2026 | Camping Houtum, Belgium | 147.23 | 76 | Incessantly onwards to reach campsite |
| Day 8 02.04.2026 | City Camping Valkenburg, the Netherlands | 97.08 | 184 | Endless monotonous roads until border |
| Day 9 03.04.2026 | Camping Heider Bergsee, Germany | 92.94 | 409 | Weather / scenery = best day yet |
| Day 10 04.04.2026 | Camping Genienau, Germany | 37.18 | 60 | Short ride to meet Nadja |
| Day 11 05.04.2026 | Campingplatz Gülser Moselbogen, Germany | 53.19 | 159 | Cleaned drivetrains and adjusted brakes |
| Day 12 06.04.2026 | Heide Haskell Campingbetrieb | 91.71 | 156 | Puncture! Camping saved by Axel |
| Day 13 07.04.2026 | Camping Haide | 104.95 | 267 | Lovely Heidelberg. Sore Achilles sorted |
| Day 14 08.04.2026 | Camper Chill Corner Reisachmüle | 56.54 | 393 | Defeated by sickness. Riesling helps |
| Day 15 09.04.2026 | Rest day, Camper Chill Corner Reisachmüle | 0 | 0 | Day to chill while ill |