The actual route

Day and dateDestinationDistance (km)Elevation (m)Five words
Day 1
26.03.2026
Premier Inn, Newbury, UK117.451138Laden down, not cycling fit
Day 2
27.03.2026
Premier Inn, Newbury, UK101.61409Chain fixed, duck dodged; aching
Day 3
28.04.2026
Rest day, London, UK00Friends and family unusually intertwining
Day 4
29.03.2026
Premier Inn, Gillingham/Chatham, UK62.30555Aussie breakfast goodbyes, sore knees
Day 5
30.03.2026
Premier Inn, Dover, UK86.091017Struggling with endless narrow gates
Day 6
31.03.2026
Camping Memling, Belgium93.4453Coffee eclairs and sore bums
Day 7
01.04.2026
Camping Houtum, Belgium147.2376Incessantly onwards to reach campsite
Day 8
02.04.2026
City Camping Valkenburg, the Netherlands 97.08184Endless monotonous roads until border
Day 9
03.04.2026
Camping Heider Bergsee, Germany 92.94409Weather / scenery = best day yet
Day 10
04.04.2026
Camping Genienau, Germany37.1860Short ride to meet Nadja
Day 11
05.04.2026
Campingplatz Gülser Moselbogen, Germany53.19159Sparkling drivetrains and snappy brakes
Day 12
06.04.2026
Heide Haskell Campingbetrieb, Germany91.71156Puncture! Camping saved by Axel
Day 13
07.04.2026
Camping Haide, Germany104.95267Lovely Heidelberg. Sore Achilles sorted
Day 14
08.04.2026
Camper Chill Corner Reisachmüle, Germany56.54393Defeated by sickness. Riesling helps
Day 15
09.04.2026
Rest day, Camper Chill Corner Reisachmüle, Germany00Day to chill while ill
Day 16
10.04.2026
Camping Schwaebischer Albverein, Germany87.86723Big hill to start, ausfart
Day 17
11.04.2026
Camping Bella Augusta, Germany113.68890Headwinds, speedy cars, chain again!
Day 18
12.04.2026
Campingplatz Wolfratshausen, Germany85.54726Wet and miserable until sauna
Day 19
13.04.2026
Camping Inntal, Austria87.02638Surprised by mountains, then Austria
Day 20
14.04.2026
Hwest Hotel Hall, Austria34.7466Sore arse necessitates hotel stop
Day 21 15.04.2026Camping Vahrner See, Italy87.021354Alpine climbs require Italian pizza 
Day 22
16.04.2026
Camping Lienzer Dolomiten, Austria84.341075Diversion results in bonus climb
Day 23
17.04.2026
Flaschberger Camping, Austria96.66734All downhill until it wasn’t
Day 24
18.04.2026
Camping Radovljica, Slovenia93.03761Extra climb risks Alpine divorce
Day 25 19.04.2026Speleo Camp, Slovenia86.77689Failed to overtake multiple children 
Day 26
20.04.2026
Campsite Oštro, Croatia102.51109Endlessly descending through Croatian roadworks 
Day 27
21.0.2026
Campsite Oštro, Croatia00Strong winds benefit mass laundering
Day 28
22.04.2026
Kamp Škver, Croatia70.61576Bastard wind shreds nervous systems 
Day 29
23.04.2026
Autocamp Milka, Croatia103.441376Island hopping shakes things up
Day 30 
24.04.2026
Camp Skalinada – Pašman, Croatia66.14596First dip of the trip
Day 31
25.04.2026
Autocamp panorama, Croatia75.24540Snakes, lizards, tortoise and tumbles
Day 32
26.04.2026
AUTO CAMP LISIČINA, Croatia85.971152One sting, multiple dodgy drivers
Day 33
27.04.2026
Camping Vrila, Croatia99.531374The day that kept going
Day 34
28.04.2026
Beach bar NIKI & camp parking, Croatia53.38882Short and steep, part one
Day 35
29.04.2026
Airbnb, Dubrovnik, Croatia53.39948Short and steep, part two